What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:46

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”